January 2012
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daisy-dork asked: Nee neeerrrrr neee nerrrr neee nerrrr neee nerrrrrrrr
wow jesus calm down everyone i have 700 messages to scroll through before i go
i’ll be over here smirking at so many good things. Mostly elliot based.
God this blog has really been a good thing. A good thing indeed yes
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i’m absolutely charmed by the messages i’ve got
but you people are silly, of course i was going to follow you on my new blawg
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I’m bored of this blog and it’s stupid followers
I’m not going to delete it but you can consider it a time capsule. I won’t be posting here any more.
The followers who i love and adore and are friends with will get the new url.
alternatively shoot me a message asking and i’ll let you know maybe
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scrambled eggs for lunch
i am doing my part to stop the ghettoization of scrambled eggs
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Anonymous asked: Luke hey baby I love you. Xoxo elliot
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and on that bombshell i’m going to live in a cave for the rest of my life.
Completely off the topic of my creeper anons
can i just say
privilege isn’t a bad thing
someone who is privileged was likely born that way. There is literally nothing they can do about it.
Just because someone was born white does not mean that them being annoyed that a bad thing happened is any less valid
what are you the emotion police
cut that shit out.
I get that y’know...
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comeonovergallifrey replied to your post: comeonovergallifrey replied to your post: (the guy…
how does sherlock even have that much money though, i was looking at the costs of his clothes/costume the other day and everything was turbo expensies. MAKES NO SENSE why is he rich but needs to share the rent for a flat.
Yeah me too. but come on his brother runs the government. He needs to share...
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comeonovergallifrey replied to your post: (the guy at the bus stop had a kind of small…
Brilliant deductions, luke!
Oh man did you see the deductions I made based off john and sherlocks watches?
Sherlock’s is £7000, John’s is £3000. No retired army doctor could afford a £3000 watch.
Therefore, gift.
But a gift that expensive says ‘i love you forever please let me...
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I’ve got a very good theory
fits
it fits so well
uni student, science, history of leaving me anon messages
hrrm
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Anonymous asked: Yeah, I study a Science. And you keep almost getting me, as I get more drunk, as I see your answer and then click "reply", which of course isn't anonymous. I get the feeling you know who I am already though? Are you any good at IP addresses?
if anyone would like to help me on the case of the mysterious blogger
do let me know
I need a watson
someone who can y’know, shoot with deadly accuracy.
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(the guy at the bus stop had a kind of small tattoo behind his EAR from which i deduced he is a fucking moron who gets a tattoo behind their EAR you can’t even SEE it i mean other people can and luckily he was a skinhead so everyone could see it but y’know what a silly place to get a tattoo)
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Anonymous asked: Hmm you're right that I'm not a Math student, although I reckon I could do a BSc Mathematics with no problems. I'm not an English student either though, I didn't even take Lit/Lang/Media at A Level. But yes I'm a uni student. I study, and will graduate, and then I can afford a car and I will come to your house.
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the game, my dear followers
is on
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Anonymous asked: That seems fair. But the window in "my" room is only until August, when I move house. This is my 6th home in 20 years. I'll take a photo tomorrow, ok? Good luck trying to track me down from a window in a house that's been home to hundreds of students. I can own up to the majority of the "creepy/stalkerish" asks you've got tonight. Okay, it was me, I'm a...
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Anonymous asked: sorry luke! i'm the other anon i only asked the he/she question because i was telling my friend about the people i thought were cool on tumblr and i wasn't sure which to use so i wanted to nform myself :)
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Americans, we helped you and spread awareness... →
meggannn:
Please help. We won’t be able to send you BBC and European TV and stuff if this passes. As my friend said, this is dangerous and scary.
I’m not sure how to set one up, someone please make a petition.
+ Canada. Canada is included in this as well. fml.
I believe this includes the USA as well. I think it was instigated by Japan, so this shit is worldwide.
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Anonymous asked: Sorry Luke :( I didn't mean to be creepy! And you've got at least 2 anons tonight because not all that you've posted is from me!
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Anonymous asked: I love you Luke. Elliot is a lucky guy. Elliot - if you see this, dw, I'm not trying to steal him from you. But you're lucky to have him because Luke is awesome.
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Anonymous asked: feel free to ignore this but i'm curious :) you prefer when people refer to you as he in the 3rd person yes? would you feel annoyed if someone accidentally called you she?
imagine all the people
living life in stupidity
wait
no we don’t have to imagine that
sorry john
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Anonymous asked: If you do make a blind can it be see through? With that A+ I bet you can make anything! Like see through clothes, you should wear those.
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Anonymous asked: I'm glad your friend is alive :) I was going to say "glad she's okay" but she's probably NOT okay. But she's alive, and I know you must be so pleased to hear the good news.
I’m still super pissed off at my doctor for handing me a pamphlet about suicide to me, carefully folded so “nobody would know”
Do we seriously still live in a society that so dislikes expressions of emotion whether they’re ~good or ~bad?
that’s ridiculous
If I were suicidal, I would carry that pamphlet like i’d carry anything else.
I’m not suicidal,...
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Anonymous asked: Yeah it's funny to watch Tikki doing that from outside the window too. Sometimes he turns round and looks at me as if to wonder why I'm not sitting on the windowsill too! :P
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ah man
why doesn’t my village have a black market for testosterone
i would be all over that
2 people today have asked me if i’ve started it yet
and i
no
i’m sorry to disappoint but i am still 100% female bodied.
Trust me, nobody is more annoyed by this revelation than I.
It was kind of nice that i was skyping with a guy and he still asked despite my stupid voice.
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Cute things Tikki does:
sits on the windowsill outside
chases moths up the outside of the window
falls ungraciously
gets back up again
Every time, man.
ismisesarah:
rocketfists:
adamusprime:
what if john green had finished tfios with “like dis if u cry everytim”
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*tear*
DON'T GO HERE: MEGAVIDEO.BZ
ayafair:
STOP. JUST STOP.
You guys are going to get in trouble for going here. It’s a fucking trick.
Read this
guys this is REALLY SUPER IMPORTANT and you SHOULD NOT just pass by this.
DON’T GO TO THIS WEBSITE
GUYS, DON’T YOU DARE GO TO THIS WEBSITE, OKAY?
IF YOU GO TO THIS WEBSITE YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US
Oh anonymous you crafty little beggars.
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So, erm
kayleighweasley:
Hi.
#it’s hard to sleep when all you hear is WHEEEEEEER #really machines #be fucking louder #also I am ready for all of your abuse
Ah baby
I love you so much you magnificent butthead
just
ah god i love you i’m so sorry i love you i things and FEELINGS
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How to Scare Friends Without Really Trying
Joseph L Reid: VERY GOOD
Luke: NO
Luke: JOSEPH
Luke: STOP IT
Luke: GOOD
Luke: GOOD?
Joseph L Reid: wait wait
Joseph L Reid: i'm confused
Luke: GOOD IS NOWHERE NEAR AN ADEQUATE WORD
Luke: MAGNIFICENT
Joseph L Reid: OH RIGHT
Luke: GLORIOUS
Joseph L Reid: THANK GOD
Joseph L Reid: JESUS
Luke: SPECTACULAR
Luke: ALL GOOD WORDS
Joseph L Reid: YOU SCARED ME
Luke: BUT IN THIS CONTEXT
Joseph L Reid: FANTABULOUS?
Luke: THEY ARE BETTER THAN GOOD
Luke: FANTABULOUS ISN'T A WORD
Joseph L Reid: yet
Luke: BUT A+ FOR EFFORT
Luke: GOD JESUS JUST
Luke: AUGH
Joseph L Reid: i'm thinking of words
Luke: how to scare friends without really trying
Luke: starring luke egan
Joseph L Reid: HA
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i don’t know what to do with myself
i’m just sat here spinning in my chair grinning like a lunatic with tears running down my face