December 2010
I love when i'm ready to go out ages before im...
I'm not really in the vagina business...: I don't... →
fuckingickyricky:
fuckingickyricky:
boxersandbras:
And my other friend
OH FUCK
on the other hand, i love how in half life everyones like ‘oh youre gordon freeman let me suck your dick, here take all our resources gordon i love you so much’
and youre there like poker face.
Oh, you’re awake. I’ve…
I think what happened was: you went for a wee before you went to bed last night, then put...
I don't know when i'm supposed to be meeeting my...
fuckingickyricky:
boxersandbras:
And my other friend
OH FUCK
on the other hand, i love how in half life everyones like ‘oh youre gordon freeman let me suck your dick, here take all our resources gordon i love you so much’
and youre there like poker face.
Oh, you’re awake. I’ve been texting you crazy time.
My phone’s been on charge.. and off. Because I pre-empted you texting me...
rydan:
brb, doing this.
I don't know when i'm supposed to be meeeting my...
And my other friend
OH FUCK
on the other hand, i love how in half life everyones like ‘oh youre gordon freeman let me suck your dick, here take all our resources gordon i love you so much’
and youre there like poker face.
i'm just gonna play half life.
I’m not very good at half life.
I once had a bad experience in an air vent with a head crab.
I was there chillin’, trying to find the right way
and then BAM headcrab all up in my face
i was like
Anyway I will let you know how it goes when I have no sound.
My new years resolution
snogglewort:
will be 1280x720.
NERD JOKE FTW!!
The awkward moment when you try loads of times to...
get drunk, fuck bitches, gain followers
i aint even hungover
I did ave a dream in whicvh i was drunkenly battling a dragon.
I vomited at it and won
mr335 asked: lol ya fool you were the exception <3 you didnt make me wait 1 hour on a taxi then nearly start a fight D:
mr335 asked: lol ya fool you were the exception <3 you didnt make me wait 1 hour on a taxi then nearly start a fight D:
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I am for serious going to bed now.
I am here like
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“Yes, but I like books. And I like sharing them even more.”
– Ricky, on buying me a book for my birthday when I said I didn’t need anything.
I'm feeling feisty this week,
knifemaster-:
so if you post something cutesy and I take a piss all over it.
well, I would say I’m sorry
but I’m probably not.
FUCK DA POLICE.
LIKE THAT TIME YOU PISSED ON THAT KID.
sweetsoundsforthementallyinsane reblogged your post:I seriously need to sleep.block
Luke, you really need to sleep.
THERE GOES MY BAAYYBEE
SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
SHE DRIVE ME CRAAYZEEE.
its funny because freddie mercury was gay.
Nice pronouns der freddie.
I’m not even sure who you are but thank you for the concern.
I AM TOO BUDY AIR GUITARING TO LISTEN THO.
...
I seriously need to sleep.
It is 4:30
blaaaahhh
OOOOOOHHHHH YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
OOOOH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT
OOOH YOU GONNA GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN’ WORLD GO ROOOOUUUND.
ugh we are a match made in heaven.
Beth: get in my bed
Kit: shall i meet you at 1 tomorrow
Kit: i totally would
Kit: like, in all honesty
Kit: if i knew which train station to get to
Kit: i would totally spend the night with you
Kit: and we could go on tumblr
Kit: and fuck
Kit: and maybe fuck and go on tumblr at the same time
Beth: oh god
Beth: ARE YOU MY SOUL MATE?
Kit: i totally could be
Kit: but
Kit: wouldn't that be great
Kit: we'd lol at forever alone guy
Kit: while we sex it up
Alright. I'm rockin' out to Backstreet Boys.
wherethequeerthingsare:
WHOS WITH ME?
FUCK YEA
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NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has photographed a...
acciolovex:
We are not fooled. We know the truth.
The truth is, we’re all screwed.
I wonder if Legolas was ever given Legos for...
skykingcat:
And all the Elves were like:
And he was just like:
I guess then he wouldn’t be… lego less.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
All Means Necessary
Dad: Try not to get into any fights.
Dad: but if you do, use all means necessary to win.
ananniversaryaway:
breast-coast:
those obnoxious blogz whose owners speak “”“proper”“” english and all they post are tacky pictures of space and grainy film of naked hipsters eating nutella on the toilet.
fuck man,thats not real.
who eats nutella on the toilet anyways?
those are fetish blogs and that’s not really nutella….
And on the slight chance that they are real blogs, I eat Nutella...
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ME SOMEBODY TO LOOVE FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOOVE...
FIND
ME
SOMEBODY TO LOO0OOO0OOOO0OOOOVE FIND
ME
SOMEBODY TO LOOVE
SOME BODY SOMEBODY SOMEBODY FIND ME SOMEBODY FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOOOVE
CAN AAAANYBOOODY FINE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEBODY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOOOOOO9O0O0O0O0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
ME
FIND ME
SOMEBODY
TOO0OO000OO LOVE
FIND ME
SOMEBODY
TOO000O000OO LOVE
The only lyrics that will ever...
I love how unique our generation is.
ananniversaryaway:
LMFAO
thatvan replied to your post: So I am listening to Queen - One Vision.
fried chicken at 4am? why isn’t KFC open 24 hours?
If only I could be bothered to make chickennnn.
ALSO hi are you my new follower i am glad you are enjoying my panda coffee blog.
fucking drunks
mr335:
good night, then weird, then boring as we waited on drunk people to get in a taxi
sori.
So I am listening to Queen - One Vision.
And I almost died laughing because I forgot that at the end it is like
JUST GIME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
FRIED CHICKEN.
now i crave fried chicken.
This is why I stay signed in to msn.
Kit: wat
Kit: omg
Kit: the bit my laptop was on
Kit: i just pushed it forward
Kit: laid on my front
Kit: MY DICK IS SO WARM~
Kit: AHHNNNNNN
Kit: WHAT IS THIS SUPREME COMFORT
Kit i don't know what the fuck you're talking...
Beth: WHAT
Beth: POST WHAT
Beth: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
Kit: Kit: YOU DON'T LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE YOU
Kit: YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY ANYMORE
Kit: I'VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE
Kit: i bet you're posting this on tumblr aren't you
Kit: aren't you
Kit: aren't you
Kit: aren't you
Beth: MAYBE
Beth: MAYBE DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN YES
Kit: :(
Beth: ok ok fine i will post it
Kit: no you don't have to
Beth: do u hav nethin 2 sai 2 my ne follower?
Beth: new*
Beth: MY NEW FOLLOWER
Beth: i will edit this out
Beth: so i look classy as fuq
Beth: no?
Kit: hello ne follower new* NEW FOLLOWER that you'll edit out
Kit: and if you edit that
Kit: i'll cut you
Beth: oh
Beth: WHAT
Beth: WHAT IS THIS.
I somehow gained a follower.
I wonder how disappointed they’ll be when I’m sober.
MAYBE I SHOULD ALWAYS BLOG DRUNK AT HALF .. HALF 3.
guys its half 3
this isnt funny.
parkdaledollarmart-deactivated2 asked: 218 eps isn't long? Well then
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Flipped over the orphanage like 'GET IN THE VAN'
3: 19:50 AM) bethface252: i was all
bethface252: 'I WANT IT ALLLL
bethface252: AND I ANT IT NOWW'
bethface252: and
bethface252: fist in the air
Terrah: I was in an orphanange once
bethface252: in triumph and demand
bethface252: and now youre like 'hey im an orphan
bethface252: ...poker face?
Terrah: thug life bby
Terrah: well I was only there two days
bethface252: can you just never mention that because im here like 'yeah hi.. my parents are like still together and theyre 876343 years old, i cant cope with people who dont have a generic family of mom, dad, and one sibling'
Terrah: and I just had to be careful not to act super charming near any adults
bethface252: it must have been so hard 4 u bby
bethface252: i mean, u r such a qt i would've adopted u in an instant
Terrah: otherwise they'd be like 'I WANT DIS ONE' and I'd be like 'WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!11' and flee
bethface252: ... i feel bad for giggling at your orphan story.
bethface252: orphans are badass terrah, dont u understand
Terrah: but luckily my grandma flipped over the orphanange like 'GET IN THE VAN'
bethface252: HARRY POTTER
bethface252: BATMAN
bethface252: TERRAH
bethface252: ALL ORPHANS
bethface252: DONT FUCK WITH THEM
Terrah: EXACTLY
bethface252: oh man i kind of want to post this on tumblr because it is amusing
bethface252: but at the same time
bethface252: you were in an orphanage O__O
bethface252: AND THAT IS SAD.
Terrah: IT GOT BETTER
Terrah: :3
Terrah: you can do eett
bethface252: awesome
bethface252: 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLOOSETT'
Terrah: 'DIS IS MINE, I PEED ON IT.'
bethface252: ahahah
bethface252: oh sweet baby jesus
bethface252: i can't
bethface252: im here like
bethface252: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
bethface252: and youre like 'I PEED ON IT'
Terrah: XD
bethface252: and im like pppfffffftttbchhpft
bethface252: i was all srs face
bethface252: for PERFORMING
bethface252: and GREAT ARTISTE OF MUSIQUE
bethface252: then you ruined it
bethface252: i went 'another one bite the daaahahahahahah
parkdaledollarmart-deactivated2 asked: 218 eps isn't long? Well then
ananniversaryaway:
I partially want to watch doctor who but i know i am and i’m going to have to watch it in chronological order and really i’m way too lazy to watch 218 episodes and then the side stories oh my god.
Yep, too long.
totally worth it you should do it its not even that long.
Ask ricky for his msn. Recieve Kit's. I AM...
Kit: your msn
Kit: is bethface
Kit: my username on most things
Kit: is kitface
Kit: this cannot be a coincidence
Kit: we are destined to be together
Kit: ALWAYS
Kit: I WANNA BE WITH YOU
Kit: AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
Kit: AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOOOOOOH ALWAYS
Beth: excuse me while i die laughing
Beth: we are perfect
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Ricky if you’re awake ask box me your msn address because you need to witness my slow decline to madness
i am still astounded how i am fine typing.
this is why hours and hours of tumblah duz 2 u.
haventyouheardofknocking:
boxersandbras:
haventyouheardofknocking:
Can’t a girl sit naked on her bed with her dick out, eating cookies and enjoying some sci-fi from the 60s?
Cos that’s what I’m doing.
MARRY ME.
YESSIR. *marries*
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Anonymous asked: Do you like guys or girls ?
fuckingickyricky:
boxersandbras:
fuckingickyricky:
boxersandbras:
fuckingickyricky:
boxersandbras replied to your post:-.- nevermind. How are you today/night? WOULD YOU EAT MY POOP?!!? loljk.
lmao that was my idea. oh shit i will ~@~influential@@@~~~
I am totally staying on tumblr until 2 in the morning more often because everyone is MENTALLLL.
I AM NOT MENTAL SHUT UP.
Well, I...
Anonymous asked: Do you like guys or girls ?
haventyouheardofknocking:
Can’t a girl sit naked on her bed with her dick out, eating cookies and enjoying some sci-fi from the 60s?
Cos that’s what I’m doing.
MARRY ME.