December 2011
fine i’ll watch abfab and wait for frankie
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desolation-hoe replied to your post: where is my sister why isn’t she home i want to…
where you going tonight lukeeeeee?
I am gonna go to Max’s pub in bobbington. I don’t think you know anyone who’s going. What about you? Esmes?
I like playing bejeweled blitz until I get to the top of the leaderboard.
I’m at 786,200 points
second place on my board has 324,150 points.
You’re not gonna catch up with me, so I’ll just stay here for the rest of the week and get my reward at the end.
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okay so i’m seventeen years old you’re the last best thing i got going but then the special secret sickness starts to eat through you what am i supposed to do? no way of knowing so i follow you down your twisting alleyways find a few cul-de-sacs of my own there’s only one place this road ever ends up and i don’t wanna die alone let me down, let me down, let me down gently...
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(that picture remains the only picture where I don’t have a double chin. Yep.)
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where is my sister
why isn’t she home
i want to goooooooooooooo
i have friiiiienndssss
I’m going to make them all kiss each other at midnight
it will be so gay
i am a puppet master seriously i have wine they will do anything i say
nowkiss.jpg
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hairthecolourofmorons replied to your photo: DRESSED My pocket watch is presenting a problem…
where are your eyes
they went mad so i shot them.
I wonder when my sister’s going to come home.
I need her to give me a lift to the pub
I mean, I’m not dressed yet and I’m supposed to be there in 10 minutes but they’re used to me being late but
when is she coming back.
forwardquest:
I was in the shower
And it hit me
I fucking missed a Luke I am your father opportunity
I am about to kill myself
How
Why Dsjskdlfskdfjksd
I was just WAITING for you to realise.
I have no regrets.
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forwardquest:
lucius-derpius:
forwardquest:
lucius-derpius:
Claire and I are trying to collaborate on making a joke out of josephs sleeping pattern and her being the batman and can’t touch that but
you can’t force this, man.
I force all my jokes
that explains why you’re not funny then
OOOH i’m sorry i love you really and laugh at your jokes
Luke I am a Jedi that is why I force my...
forwardquest:
lucius-derpius:
Claire and I are trying to collaborate on making a joke out of josephs sleeping pattern and her being the batman and can’t touch that but
you can’t force this, man.
I force all my jokes
that explains why you’re not funny then
OOOH i’m sorry i love you really and laugh at your jokes
Claire and I are trying to collaborate on making a joke out of josephs sleeping pattern and her being the batman and can’t touch that but
you can’t force this, man.
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“Who sleeps, really? If you’re a proper adult person in the 21st century, how can...”
– Dylan Moran - Yeah, Yeah! (via jesterhorhay)
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Help help Claire's trying to make me do a funny...
He's nocturnal
Claire Robinson: He's like
Claire Robinson: A bat
Claire Robinson: Only
Claire Robinson: I'm Batman
Claire Robinson: He can't touch this
Luke: that is true
Luke: but
Luke: he never sleeps
Luke: he would be too sleepy to touch that
Claire Robinson: Hahaha
Claire Robinson: Blog that
Claire Robinson: That has the potential to be turned into a very good joke
Claire Robinson: Do it
Claire Robinson: Luke
Luke: yeah, but i don't have the funny ability to turn it in to a joke
Claire Robinson: Yes you do
Claire Robinson: You can do it
Claire Robinson: Luke
Claire Robinson: Do
Claire Robinson: It
Luke: oh my god
Luke: peer pressure
Listening to the mountain goats and scanning about 5 letters i wrote for elliots blawg
there’s one from the 4th december
there should be more letters here
hrm
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Do I straighten my hair for tonight? I haven’t done that in a while because when i do I get all sheep dog-y.
White or black shirt
hrm hrm hrm
this will require some thought.
Turns out I do have plans for tonight after all
going to the puuub
and i’m
gonnna get maaariiieed
maybe not married but i will probably get drunk and stuff
Chan and I aren't going out because laziness.
Channing: try texting him?
Lucius Derpius: no you text him
Lucius Derpius: my phone's upstairs, man
Channing: my phone's two feet away though
Channing: reaching :(
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Oh my god I keep picking up my empty glass expecting there to be something there
this has happened like 4 times in the last 5 minutes
and every time i grow more disappointed
It’s alright Harry I missed all this fun while I was asleep as well.
Why the best things happen between 3 and 6AM is beyond me.
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thedukeoflions:
thedukeoflions:
Harry you...
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Things that have happened this year:
nothing
good
except
maybe
you fine folk
and
the mountain goats
Seriously. My dad got cancer, I flunked my exams, proceeded to get depressed and just continue to suck at everything
that’s my year.
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my computer just meowed
what
where did that come from
just one single meow
in silence
what the everloving fuck is going on
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
I should probably have planned for new years really
like, before today
hrm hrm hrmmm i want eggs
I slept all scrunched up on the sofa, and now I ache.
new years eve is always fun though
might get dressed up and head to the pub
hrm hrm
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milasweetcunt:
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Anonymous asked: Do you and Eliot have a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship?
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i need to go to bed, damn it.
almost 4am, monday in my room again